Poetry for Neanderthals

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Pickup Hours & Location

We are now located at 3001 West White Oaks Drive in Springfield.

Pickup Hours

Monday-Friday 10AM to 6PM

Saturday 10AM to 5PM

Sunday 12PM to 4PM

U MUST SPEAK IN SINGLE SYLLABLES OR GET HIT WITH STICK. Poetry for Neanderthals is a family-friendly party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they can only use single-syllable words to give clues. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to bop them with a 2-foot inflatable club.

  • Recommended for ages 7+
  • 2+ Players
  • Includes 200 Double-Sided Cards, 2 Game Boards, A 2-foot Inflatable No! Stick (plus Repair Patch!), 1 Sand Timer
  • WARNING:  CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.